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A GOP Gazette: Nine State Maps and CPAC

In 9 Maps, Ben Carson, CPAC, GOP Minority outreach, John Hudak, Rand Paul, run!”, Sarah, Ted Cruz, The Daily Kos, Wayne LaPierre on March 9, 2014 at 3:14 PM

I quick look at the American Right from two perspectives. First, and most important, the plight of the geographic regions that support the GOP without fail and with every election.  As matter of fact, the poorest districts in the United States rural Alabama) has a history of voting GOP as if there is no alternative.

The next perspective is the annual “ooze” from CPAC.  Our focus is to show a few points about CPAC without wallowing in the complete ooze. For instance, you will not find a long video of insane staccato drivel from Sarah Palin. We would share her full keynote (Get that Keynote) address, if someone earlier in her life had sponsored Palin through an English as Second Language program. 


A picture of the American Right and its constituent base.

These 9 Maps Should Absolutely Outrage Southerners

 | by  Emily Cohn
Rep. Paul Ryan waxed eloquent at CPAC Thursday on how completely Republicans understand the American people, in stark contrast to how “the left” is offering people “a full stomach and an empty soul.” Offering children a stomach full of school lunch, to be precise. 
Ryan cited a story he heard from Eloise Anderson, who “serves in the cabinet of my buddy Scott Walker.” Anderson told Ryan of an encounter with:
… a young boy from a very poor family, and every day at school he would get a free lunch from a government program. He told Eloise he didn’t want a free lunch. He wanted his own lunch, one in a brown paper bag, just like the other kids. 
He wanted one, he said, because he knew a kid with a brown paper bag had someone who cared for him. This is what the left does not understand.
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CPAC II

Read more after the break below

This could only go over big at a republican ooze fest!


Proud To Be A Filthy Liberal Scum

We’re loud, proud and not afraid to hurt a conservative’s feelings!

Mitch McConnell: Viagra Spokesman

Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell at the zoo circus bad joke horror show Klan rally temper tantrum known as CPAC 2014 proving he’s still a man’s man.

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Conservatives have become a parody of a parody.

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CPAC III

Wayne LaPierre tells CPAC: True freedom is ‘all the rifles, shotguns and handguns we want’

By David Edwards
Thursday, March 6, 2014 16:10 EST Wayne LaPierre speaks to CPAC
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Ted Cruz in his ever self-aggrandizing glory spoke to rhetoric thirsty crowd. As is often the case Cruz slammed other republicans to ingratiate himself with the far-right” The CPAC crowd et al.  He apparently riled John McCain based on his use of another failed GOP presidential candidate: Bob Dole , former GOP Congressman. Wouldn’t you know, McCain retorted with respect for Dole’s war record. His angst is wasted as Cruz has in the past criticized American’s who served int he US military.  The only concern Cruz has shown for the US military was his (along with Palin and Bachmann’s) opportunist Veteran Memorial visits after they (The GOP and its Tea Party) shutdown the federal government. 

John McCain: Ted Cruz Should Apologize for CPAC Comments

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 CPAC Keynote Speaker…but, of course!

“Run, Sarah, run!” (She garnered just 2 percent in the conference’s annual presidential straw poll. 

”Mr. President,” she said, “the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke.” 

“I love coming back here because there are always so many young people or, as you’re known by the folks across the river, Obamacare suckers,” she said. “Turns out, you have the change that they were waiting for: You have the $5s, the $10s, and the $20s.”  

“They said the train of history was roaring to the left,” she said, “but then, something happened. That ‘Hope and Change’ went from a catchy campaign slogan to a reality and along the way, ‘Hope and Change,’ ‘Yes we can,’ it became ‘No You Can’t’: No you can’t log on to the website. No, you can’t keep your health care. No, you can’t make a phone call without Michelle Obama knowing this is the third time you dialed Pizza Hut delivery.”

Palin apparently used a highly intellectual prop to assist with delivery of a message, to connect with the her audience. She quipped about President Obama’s “Healthcare scam;”  I will bet well over 95% of the audience is covered by some form of medical coverage (If they so chose). _____________________________

CPAC  …. And the winner is!!!!!!

One-man SHOCK POLL: Drudge declares Rand Paul “big winner” of CPAC 2014

SIREN: Drudge Declares Rand Paul ‘Big Winner’ Of CPAC 2014 Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) is the “big winner” of the 2014 Conservative Political Action Conference, conservative monolith Matt Drudge declared Saturday.

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